Something is Wrong in the Yuna-verse

Yu-na Kim hasn't competed for almost a year.

We are all feeling the effects.


The entire world has felt a shift in the normalcy of the Yuna-verse. Here are some statistics that represent the world in suffering:

• Two leading scientists declared that global warming pushed record temperatures even higher in 2010.

• In a recent survey, President Obama was said to have felt "more sadness, stress, and withdrawal of a certain obsession" within the past year.

• The endangered Banded Hare Wallaby has been exponentially declining in numbers since March 27, 2010, the final day of Yu-Na's last official competition.

• The United States' recession was still in full swing in 2010, with reports looking more sustainable heading into February and March of this year as her return to competition grows nearer.
  

• Lindsey Lohan is arrested in the summer of 2010 and enters into a drug and rehab center. When reporters asked rehab specialists what Lohan was specifically dealing with in the rehab center, they said, "it involves a very delicate situation involving withdrawals of ice, James Bond, and the Olympics."

In a little over six weeks, the Yuna-verse will again be complete.