Mr. Zamboni Man is proud to have guest blogger Ginka provide commentary today on this season's current state of figure skating. Ginka is a long time follower of figure skating, and also loves peeling potatoes and cutting wood to heat her home.
Vhawt iz going on vit figure zkating today? Me no no.
I rrremember back inza comooneest daysz. Lenin so good. But figure skating vhaz so beautivul then. No ugly foot in za mouth of girl. No breasts in face of man like ice dancing now.
I remember the Protopopovs. Yvery Yvery Beautivul. Sey skate like one persoon. It so beautivul.
But now. Now, ugly. No more good skating. No Comoonest equals no beautivul skating.
Rrrrussian girlsz are goood. Szey jump like za men. But now the men skate like girlz. No good. Plushenko vwill come back even though federation try to stop him. No he vwill come back.
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