It's only September and already there's an onslaught of programs filled with hokey choreography and face stroking. Morosov must have been busy this summer (and we all know in more ways than one).
Some call it longevity. I call it a lack of social security. Regardless, Brian Joubert is still skating somehow for some reason. And his music is an odd mix of a bad 80's techno club and a nintendo video game. Now we're all wishing he went back to the Matrix Soundtrack that he skated to 4,000 times.
Oh gracious Buddha, this hot mess has just succumbed to new levels of flailing hands and bipolar facial expressions. She looks as if she just came from her shift at Hooters. That footwork should face capital punishment.
More to come...
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